notdaredevil:

do you ever realize how amazing it is that you’ve gotten this far in life without someone punching you in your goddamn face　

instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

• play don’t stop believin’ by journey

NEVER AGAIN!

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”